Saturday, July 21, 2007

Fallen Angels

I'm on a roll in that im doing two blogs in one day.


this one obsesses around Fallen Angels


NO, not demons
NO, not a video game
NO, not a band

Fallen Angels was an 80s comic spinoff of Marvel's kid-classic New mutants

It told the tale of a shitty villain named the Vanisher (obvious teleportation powers) who helped a bunch of superhuman weirdos steal from people & eventually fight cosmic villainry

His first recruit is Gomi whose name is Nihonngo for "junk"

He is so shiny that he doesnt realize his brother & his brother's super scientist bud call him trash, gassed him & turned into a cyborg because they thought theyd be able to bag Jean Grey if they did (Really!)

He now has super psychic shoves he releases. His bro & his bud also created two super, get this,


cyborg lobsters

to aid him. They apparently dont do anything. One of them is destroyed when Devil Dinosaur ( a giant red dino from a prehistoric dimension) steps on him.

The second is Ariel

NO, not a mermaid

An alien. She can open a portal to anywhere by opening a door

Seriously.

She can also fool anyone to believe what she says.


Shes a mutant/alien/runaway/compulsive liar


The next is Chance,

NO, not the annoying Spidey-villain

A mutant that can "double or nothing" other mutants powers

She becomes Ariels best friend after being rescued from an evil slave-drive like church that forces her to sell calenders (REALLY!)

The mutant Boom-Boom, (theyd didnt have creative names back then) as usual, started trouble with the X-Men & got his ass kicked to the curb. She joined when she needed someone else to annoy.

New Mutant Sunspot accidentally hurt his buddy Cannonball & got emo & ran off along w/ Multiple Man (obvious power), Siryn (Banshee's annoying daughter), & Warlock (a techno-alien with low common sense or knowedge of the planet)


In order to hang out, they use Chance & Ariel's powers & go to Devil Dino dimension & meet him & his owner, a Tennessee & Geico-hated caveman named Moon Boy, Wolvie's distant ancestor.

Then they all went to Ariel's home planet where they were all captured & experimented upon.

They broke free & left forever.

The New Mutants went back to the X-Mansion

Chance, Ariel, & Gomi were almost never heard from again.

Gomi was mentioned as a "maybe, maybe not" for the Initiative

Devil Dino & Moon-Boy go back to their own dimension, & about 7 or 8 times get teleported back here, usually involving magic. They now live in the Savage Land, a prehistoric spot in Antarctica

Sunspot is still in the X-Men

Multiple Man is a detective w/ an acute MPD (almost laughably)

Siryn is sad & emo because her father got hit by a plane (REALLY!)

Boom-Boom (now w/ the cool moniker Meltdown) is part of the Initiative

Warlock was killed & so was his friend Cypher (NO, not the Matrix) & they fused. They are now called Douglock (lack of Creativity) I imagine when he was still all robot-alien he would talk like a Dalek, but now he would talk like Brainiac or something like that.

Oh, I dont own any of these characters, Marvel & other people do.

If you don't believe me, wiki it.

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